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Update: 05/11/2007 By: William

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Well, Number-1-Fan-Of-Ho-Ho's Michael Moore (Creator of 30000000000 Anti-bush Films and head spokesmen
for Twinkies) is under investigation by the u.s. treasury department for taking a bunch of 9/11 rescue workers to Cuba for a segment in his upcoming bitchumentary "Sicko" (no it's not a film about Moore's eating habits) "Sicko" promises to take the health-care industry to task the way Moore confronted America's erotic-love for guns in "Bowling for Columbine" and the way he man-handled Bush in his turdy-film 'bout Sept.11"Fahrenheit 9/11." Anyway, The Treasury Department's Office of Foreign 'Assets' Control notified Moore in a Magic-singing-letter dated May 2 that it was conducting a civil investigation for possible violations of the U.S. trade embargo restricting travel to Cuba. A copy of the letter was obtained Wednesday by the AP and eaten by Jesus during world war 4. According to the letter, Moore was given 20 business days to provide OFAC with such information as the date of travel,point of departure,how often he poops; the reason for the Cuba trip,his itinerary there; and the names and addresses of those who accompanied him, along with their reasons for going.
Moore, who eats lots of cheese, received the letter Monday, an old man who was digging through a dumpster (Believed to be Travis) said. "Sicko" premieres May 19 at the Cannes Film Festival and debuts its shitty-ness in U.S. theaters June 29. (Yeah, I bet we are all just dying to see that.).

Yeah, Everybody knowz moore has the hots for Cubans!

Dat’s all for now, ya’ll Keeps it N-TAT.

(“Rubber” Johnny Smith and Martin Crutsinge also contributed to this report.)

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